Detour Quotes

Mulder: How do I say this without using any negative words?



Scully: Mulder we've got this conference, they're waiting. You want me to tell
them you're not going to make it at this year's teamwork seminar.

Mulder: Yeah. You see that? We don't need that conference. We have communication
like that unspoken. You know what I'm thinking.



(Scully knocks on door 3 times)

Mulder: It's open.

(Scully walks in with tray of cheese and wine)

Mulder: Who cut the cheese?

Scully: Since you won't be making it to the conference.

Mulder: Par-tay.

Scully: However I must remind you, this goes against the bureau policy of male
and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment.

Mulder: Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully, and I'll kick your ass.



(Mulder gets up to leave)

Scully: Where are you going?

Mulder: I've gotta check something out.

Scully: You know Mulder, sometimes I think some work on your communication skills
wouldn't be such a bad idea.

(Mulder smiles)

Mulder: I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, 'K?



(Scully is trying to light a fire on sticks by banging two stones together.)

Scully: You're an Indian guide, help me out here.

Mulder: Indian guide says maybe you should run to the store and get some matches.

Scully: I would but I left my wallet in the car.

Mulder: What are you doing?

Scully: Trying to open my gun. If I can separate the shell from the casing, maybe
I can get the powder to ignite.

Mulder: Mmm. And maybe it'll start raining weenies and marshmellows.

Scully: Do I dectect a hint of negativity?

Mulder: No...Yes...Actually, yeah.

Scully: Mulder, you need to keep warm, your body's still in shock.

Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl
naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked.

Scully: Maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky.



(Scully finally gets bullet open)

Scully: Ta-dah.

Mulder: Go girl!

(Scully is pouring powder over fire.)

Mulder: Hey. Who did you identify with when you were a kid? Betty or Wilma?

Scully: I identified with Betty's bustline.

Mulder: Yeah, me too.

Scully: Never've been married to Barney though. There kids are cute.

Mulder: Yeah, but where are they today?

(Scully is hitting rocks together again. Sticks spark then go out. Scully
nervously looks to Mulder.

Scully: Mothmen?



(Scully is trying to pull Mulder into her lap.)

Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.

Scully: Get over here. I'm gonna try and keep you warm.



Scully: You don't want me to sing Mulder, I can't carry a tune.

Mulder: It doesn't matter. Just sing anything.

Scully: (pause) Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
Was a good friend of mine.
Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink
his wine.
Joy, to the world.
All the boys and girls.
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.
Joy to you and me.



(I figured someone might want that much of the lyrics at least. If you know them
all, please email me.




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