IMAGES FROM "FIGHT CLUB"
TEASER
KANSAS CITY, KANSAS
Some Jehovahs witnesses knock on Betty Templetons door. Betty says that she just moved in, and she turns them away.
The men move on to the next house. The woman who opens the door, Lulu Fifer, looks exactly the same as Betty. They tell
her this, and she tells them to leave. Suddenly the men start beating each other. Two policemen come and try to separate
them, but they knock them out of the way.
ACT ONE
KANSAS CITY, KANSAS
ONE DAY LATER
A man and a woman who appear to be Mulder and Scully (with David and Gillians voices) go to Bettys. They tell her that
the men in the car (from the teaser) beat each other almost to death, and said that she knows something about it.
When the camera shows the agents faces, we can now see that they are not Mulder and Scully, but people who look very
much like them (DD&GAs photo doubles Steve Kiziak and Arlene Pileggi).
Lulu drives by in a blue car and suddenly the agents start beating each other. The Scully look-alike runs over to their car, gets
in, and pulls away. The Mulder look-alike runs after the car and grabs onto her window.
Mulder shows Scully slides of the agents at the office. He tells her things that she might think he is going to say. He says that
the strange thing is that the two had been working together for seven years without incident. He has her try to guess about the
case, and she says things that sound way out there like he would normally say. She figures out that the agents were
investigating something similar to what they themselves were almost killed by, and that it involves doubles. After shes guessed
it:
MULDER: Dont go thinkin Im gonna start doing the autopsies.
DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY
Lulu pulls into Kokos Copy Center to apply for a job. (She is dressed in blue) The manager asks her about her resume.
Shes had seventeen completely different jobs that shes quit from and keeps moving from place to place. She tells him that
shes there to stay.
Suddenly Betty drives up in a red car and all of the copy machines and equipment start going out of whack. (Shes dressed in
pink) The manager tells her shes got the job. Betty comes in as Lulu leaves.
Betty goes to the copy store later. A different manager there asks about her seventeen jobs (which there were actually more).
Shes worked the same jobs in the past as Lulu has. He asks how he knows she isnt going to quit. She tells him that he has
her word. Shes in Kansas City to stay.
PORCHERIE HOTEL
9:17 PM
Bert Zupaneck sits in his hotel room counting money in a suitcase. Mulder and Scully arrive and he hides it. They ask him if he
knows anything about Betty. He says he doesnt. They show him a picture of him at a parade with her (actually Lulu). Scully
tells him that shes gone and they cant find her. He tells them she used to live on Morton Bay in a pink house. Scully says it
was in Alderwood in a blue house.
In the hallway, Scully guesses that Mulder thinks that Zupaneck knows where Betty is and what shes hiding, and that she
should go check out the house on Morton Bay that he mentioned, while he finds out what Zupaneck is hiding. Mulder tells her
that he really doesnt think Zupaneck knows Betty. Scully steps into the elevator.
SCULLY: Well. I guess thats why they put the I in the FBI.
Mulder stays behind and sees Zupaneck leaving.
FROGGYS BAR
Zupaneck goes into the bar to get a drink. He sees Betty and sits down beside her. He thinks its Lulu, but soon realizes its
someone else.
Lulu walks in. Everything shakes, and then all the glass breaks and starts flying everywhere. Lulu sees Betty as she leaves with
Zupaneck.
ACT TWO
PAT DEVINES
KANSAS CITY AUDITORIUM
Scully walks in to meet Mulder. Hes sitting in an auditorium chair talking to a man, Saperstein, who he introduces to Scully.
Saperstein knows the woman, and that shell be there at the wrestling match two days later, along with Zupaneck (Titanic),
who will be fighting. Lulu is his good luck charm.
Scully asks if theyre just supposed to wait for her. Mulder (jokingly) lists some things that they could do while their waiting.
He says thats unless shes found Betty. She tells him that finding her wont do them any good unless they also find Lulu.
Mulder asks who Lulu is, and she tells him that she lived, until the day before, on Morton Bay Street in a pink house. There
seems to be no connection between the two women, except that Betty and Lulu have traveled city to city across seventeen
states, one alternately trailing the other for the past twelve years. Wherever they have been, mayhem has followed. Its not just
car accidents and fist fights, but things such as house fires, explosions, and riots.
SAPERSTEIN: The lady knows her stuff.
When Mulder and Scully leave, Saperstein calls Zupaneck and tells him that he needs the money. He tells him not to worry and
that hell bring it to him. Betty is in bed with Zupaneck. He tells him that hes having lunch at Froggys, and if theres no
money, theres no fight.
Betty realizes shes going to be late for work, so she jumps up. While shes in the bathroom, Lulu comes in. She yells at
Zupaneck because he was supposed to meet her at the bar the night before, and she thinks hes cheating on her. She finds a
Betty Boop hair clip on the bed, but its hers. After shes satisfied, she leaves. As soon as she does, Betty comes out of the
bathroom, dressed, and says that she heard voices. He assures her it was nothing. Suddenly shots are fired through the ceiling
from the room above.
Saperstein is at the bar waiting for the money. Betty comes in and Saperstein asks her where the Titanic is. He tells her that he
is supposed to meet him there. Shes surprised and says that she better freshen up. She was just coming in for lunch. She
goes to the bathroom.
Zupaneck comes in with the suitcase. Saperstein tells him that he was just talking to his girlfriend.
Suddenly the room starts shaking like before, and then stops. Lulu walks in. Saperstein asks how she got from the bathroom
to the door. Zupaneck tells Lulu that he has a business meeting and that hell meet her outside and theyll have a picnic. She
leaves.
Zupaneck starts to talk to Saperstein again when Betty comes out of the bathroom and sees him. Things start to shake again.
He tells her he has business to attend to. Saperstein tells him he has more than that to attend to, as Lulu comes back in calling him.
The two women see each other and everything once again shakes. The glass breaks as everyone tries to get out of the way.
Betty leaves.
Zupaneck is on the floor unconscious. Saperstein takes his suitcase and leaves.
Mulder and Scully arrive at the bar. Zupaneck wakes up. He realizes hes missing the money. Mulder asks if hes lost
something, and he tells him hes lost his good luck. Scully asks him if that would be Betty or Lulu. She tells him that they are
the ones who caused it, and theyll do it again if they cant find them. She asks him where they are.
Mulder goes into Kokos Copy Center where Betty is. Betty tells him that its Lulus fault. She follows her everywhere and
causes trouble. She says that this time its going to stop, because shes staying in Kansas. They walk out of the store together.
Mulder calls Scully on the phone. Lulu gave her the exact same story. Scully is now at the same copy place and is watching
Lulu pull away.
Betty gets into her red car as Mulder and Scully talk. Scully tells him that she thinks its physical proximately and she thinks
that they have some kind of psychic connection (and yes, Scully said that on her own). Mulder sees a blue car coming and
asks where Lulu is. She tells him that she just left. Mulder asks if she was driving a little blue convertible, which she was. Lulu
pulls up in front of Mulder.
MULDER: Oh crap.
The manhole cover blows off. Mulder is sucked across the road into it. The two women pull away, and the manhole cover
flies back on.
ACT THREE
Scully gets out of her car and looks for Mulder. She cant find him anywhere. She goes into Kokos. The manager tells her
that he was there, but he doesnt know where he went.
Scully thinks of something and asks if they have Internet access. He shows her where to go.
KANSAS CITY PENITENTIARY
7:32 PM
Scully visits a man in the prison.
SCULLY: Mr. ?Damfoose? Im Special Agent Dana Scully with the FBI.
DAMFOOSE: Whats so special about you?!
SCULLY: Its an FBI title, Sir.
DAMFOOSE: I know this! Im not stupid!
He doesnt want to talk. She tells him that he has two daughters. Shes using documents at a sperm bank, and the women
who may have been impregnated by his donation.
DAMFOOSE: I Yankee Doodled into a plastic cup.
She wants to know the history of his parents. He just tells her that a big ugly dog lifted its leg on his family tree.
Betty comes in upset that he isnt answering his calls. He tells her that hes screening them because hes in trouble. He tells her
about the money he owes Saperstein. She tells him that shell find a way to help him.
When she leaves, Lulu comes. Shes mad about the calls. He tells her the same thing he told Betty.
Meanwhile, Betty sneaks into Kokos and makes copies on the copy machine of some money.
Mulder finally pushes his way out of the manhole.
KANSAS CITY PENITENTIARY
11:38 PM
Mulder calls Scully. He wants to know what happened to the women. She tells him that she doesnt know, but that shes
found the connection both have the same father. She tells him that right now hes the angriest man in the world. He tells her
that the women will be angrier when they find out that theyre both in love with the same man. Scully tells him that none of that
explains whats going on, or how they can stop it. He tells her that he doesnt know. He tells her that somebodys got to get
to the fight to keep the two women apart.
Someone from behind Scully tells her hi. She turns around. He looks exactly like Zupaneck.
ACT FOUR
At the wrestling match, Saperstein tells Zupaneck that he said he would have his money. He tells him it will be there. Betty
comes up with a bag of the (fake) money and gives it to Saperstein.
The men start to wrestle. Betty cheers Bert on. Zupaneck is winning.
Mulder comes in. He tells Betty to come with him. She tells him shes watching the fight. He threatens to remove her.
Lulu comes up behind Mulder. She asks Betty what shes doing there. She asks her the same. They realize they are both
after Bert and go at each other.
Mulder picks Betty up to separate them. On the way out, Betty grabs a hold of the ring and tries to talk to Bert. Lulu appears
at the other side and tells him that she brought the money. Saperstein takes it from her before Zupaneck can do anything about
it. Fights break out in the audience. Mulder moves Betty farther away.
Mulder stops when he sees Zupanecks double and Scully.
Betty and Lulu both see him. Everyone stops fighting.
Zupaneck and his double see each other. The double breaks away from the men who were holding him, and he goes after
Zupaneck. Fights break out everywhere again.
Mulder, Scully, and Saperstein are in the office looking at slides. Bert Zupaneck and his double were non paternal biological
siblings. Scully is telling Mulder and Saperstein that the doubles had many idiosyncratic behaviors. There was a 27 million to 1
chance that the doubles would ever meet, but they did. The women chanced to meet twelve years ago, and couldnt seem to
avoid each others identical mannerisms, that were attributed to their angry father.
Saperstein asks what if all means. Scully says that she would like to say that it has something to do with balance in the universe
the attraction of opposites and the repulsion of equivalents, or that over time, nature can only produce so many originals, and
that when two original copies meet, that the result is often unpredictable.
The camera pans to show Scullys face. Its all bruised and stitched up.
If four should meet, its better just to avoid the encounters all together at all costs. She tells him that she thinks Agent Mulder
will agree.
The camera pans to Mulders face. His is bruised and stitched up as well. His jaw is also broken, as his mouth is wired shut.
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Overall Rating : 7.5
*Shippy Rating: 6.5
*Based on the Redux II scale (1-10, as Redux II being a 10 [now with Triangle being an 11, All Things being an 11.5, and Millennium being a 12, all above the scale])*
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