Barmaid: So what do you do? (she pours him a drink) 

Mulder: What do I do? 

Barmaid: Mmm hmm. 

Mulder: I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade to plot to conceal
the truth about the existence of extra-terrestrials. It's a global conspiracy,
actually, with key players from the highest levels of power and it reaches down
to the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. [he sighs/laughs
after seeing how the bartender is looking at him] So of course no one believes
me. I'm a, I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me
Spooky. Spooky Mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid
and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the
heavens or to anyone who will listen that the ***fix is on the government's
search for the truth and part of the conspiracy.*** That the sky is falling, and
when it hits it's gonna be the shit-storm of aaaaaall time.

Barmaid: [who thinks he's crazy by now] Well. I would say that about does it, Spooky.